How come when you bring pants to the dry cleaners, they always ask you when you need them by? Friday or Saturday? Obviously the person is always going to say the earlier date. There is no extra charge for getting them earlier, so the question is moot. Or am I missing something?

* 0%, It's Unfulfilling Every Time * 10% * 20% * 30% * 40% * 50% * 60% * 70% * 80% * 90% * 100%, It's Sheer Bliss Every Time

* Italian Women * Brazilian Women

* Ultimately Destroys Us All * Ultimately Saves Us All

* 0% * 10% * 20% * 30% * 40% * 50% * 60% * 70% * 80% * 90% * 100%

* Models * Lifeguards * Doctors * Bouncers * Bartenders * Cab Drivers * Musicians * Congressmen * Best Buy Employees

* Chess * Guitar * Yoga * Tattooing * Archery * Piloting An Aircraft * Cooking * Poetry Writing * Sand Castle Building

* 0%, Nobody Would * 10 * 20 * 30 * 40 * 50 * 60 * 70 * 80 * 90 * 100%, Everybody Would

* George W. Bush * John McCain

* Openly Gay U.S. President * Rising Sea Levels Take Out A Major European City * Legalization of Marijuana in The U.S. * Israeli-Recognized Palestinian State * Man on Mars * Cure For Cancer * Abortion Becomes Illegal in the U.S. * Most Cars Drive Themselves * None of the Above, For At Least 50 Years

You have just closed on your dream house. It has everything you've worked so hard for: swimming pool, fireplace, finished basement, and cozy nooks throughout. It's magnificent, but while moving in, you are told by neighbors that the previous owners were involved in occult worship. Over the course of many years, thousands of chickens and other small animals were sacrified at a make-shift alter in the attic. Someone now offers you half of what you paid for the house. Do you move in, or do you sell and take the loss?

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* Farm * Neighbor's Pool * Roller Coaster * Dark Alley * Office Supply Store * Soccer Field * Library * Abandoned Warehouse

* Double Your Current Salary, But Remain At Your Current Job Until You Are 70 * Take LSD and Go On A 72 Hour Submarine Ride * Fall Madly in Love With An Ex-Murderer, Who Treated You Like Gold * Drive The Car You Have For 30 More Years, Guaranteed Accident Free * Watch "Titanic" Twenty Times In a Row, With No Meals or Snacks and Receive $2500 * Become The Supremely Powerful Leader of a Ruthless Drug Cartel, But Be Hunted * Chose One Of The Above At Random and Get An Extra 3 Years Of Life

* Flavor Flav * Woody Allen * Michelle Obama * Elton John * David Letterman * Donald Trump * Anne Coulter

* Yes, It's All Mind Over Matter * No, People Can't Mask Themselves Like That

As part of a bet with an unearthly being, you are banished thousands of years into the past, to the height of the Roman Empire. If you can replace Julius Ceasar as ruler within three months, with the full support of the senate, you win the bet and can return to your own time. Otherwise, you will remain stuck in the past, away from your family forever. You can only bring two items from modern times to help you succeed in your challenge. What two items do you bring?

* 0%, No Mom Would Even Think Like That * 10% * 20% * 30% * 40% * 50% * 60% * 70% * 80% * 90% * 100%, All Moms Have At Least One Child They Wish They Didn't Have

* Sure, It's Flattering * Eww, It's Insulting