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How come when you bring pants to the dry cleaners, they always ask you when you need them by? Friday or Saturday? Obviously the person is always going to say the earlier date. There is no extra charge for getting them earlier, so the question is moot.

You have just closed on your dream house. It has everything you've worked so hard for: swimming pool, fireplace, finished basement, and cozy nooks throughout. It's magnificent, but while moving in, you are told by neighbors that the previous owners were involved in occult worship. Over the course of many years, thousands of chickens and other small animals were sacrified at a make-shift alter in the attic. Someone now offers you half of what you paid for the house. Do you move in, or do you sell and take the loss?

As part of a bet with an unearthly being, you are banished thousands of years into the past, to the height of the Roman Empire. If you can replace Julius Ceasar as ruler within three months, with the full support of the senate, you win the bet and can return to your own time. Otherwise, you will remain stuck in the past, away from your family forever. You can only bring two items from modern times to help you succeed in your challenge. What two items do you bring?

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